What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:01
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
PCIe 7.0 is coming, but not soon, and not for you - The Verge
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
From Delta to Starship, SpaceX’s ambitious plan for SLC-37’s future - NASASpaceFlight.com -
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Crashed lander looks back at Earth from the moon photo of the day for June 10, 2025 - Space
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
NASA says 'city killer' asteroid could smash into moon and is 'not safe' - Irish Star
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
No way
How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...